Don’t twist in your chair

Don’t put that down there

My teacher moans every day

 

Don’t mumble when you talk

Don’t slouch when you walk

Why do parents go on that way

 

My teacher’s the same

Dynan’s her name

Teaches things we don’t want to know

I don’t want to hear

About Quinivere

Or Henry with so many wives

Trigonometry

Doesn’t interest me

Or presidents and their various lives

 

I want to know about women

How do I ask for a date

What do I wear

To make her aware

That a night out with me would be great

 

I want to know about wardrobe

About levis, chinos and all

I want to play

For United some day

I want to know about football

 

So c’mon all you teachers and listen

Teach us what we want to know

Don’t block our young minds with knowledge

Let our own ideas blossom and show.