I’ve drunk Michelob in Memphis

Downed Mint Julep in New Orleans                                                                         

Pink champagne at the Golden Gate                                                                            

The places I have been

 

I’ve taken the tour of Graceland

Walked Beale Street and listened to blues                                                  

Dipped my foot in the great Missisip

Minus my blue suede shoes

 

Got lost in Kansas City

Ended up in Salem town

Salem, Mississips not the

Salem of ill renown

 

I’ve lain on the beach and paddled

At the Gulf of Mexico

Passed the sign for Florida

One day that’s where I’ll go

 

I’ve looked down from the Empire State

At the city that’s named   twice                                                                             

Eaten burgers and chips at Times Square

It was really very nice

 

I’ve travelled to Transylvania

To have Bloody Mary’s with Vlad

Climbed the steps up to his home                                                                                

He wasn’t there – so sad!

 

I’ve been to the Greek Islands

Toured around the mountains of Crete

Drank ouzo and homemade Haraki

Knocked me off my feet

 

I think I have an affliction                                                                                      

I’m sick when I stay at home

My feet are itching like crazy

It’s time once more to roam