ADVENTURES IN DRACULA LAND (The unknown substance!!)

I bought breakfast at the airport in Bucharest. I know it can be expensive but I’m here at 9.15 and my flight isn’t until 2.05!! Had omelette, beautiful, bread, lovely and warm and what looks like a piece of chocolate sponge swimming in something!! Not sure whether you are supposed to eat it or clean your fingers in it!! Bit messy if it’s cake!! You know I’m sure you all think I am making these stories up! Believe me, things happen to me all the time!! Asked the lady in the cafe if there was a phone charger. She pointed to a plug socket practically on the floor! Underneath a table!! I fr—ing banged my head umpteen times trying to plug it in!!! Then I just noticed a whole bank of phone chargers of every known denomination!! How the hell am I going to unplug my phone without looking like a complete prat, down on the floor with my bum stuck in the air!!! I really want to take a photo of this sponge thing!! I’ll wait till the coast is clear! I’m going to be racist here! Sorry! It looks like a brown, chocolate Sponge Bob!!

 

 

 

'O. K!! What do I do with it!!!'

 

 

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