Coming back from City Mall it started to rain. I was dancing in it like Gene Kelly!! Then noticed some of the women had big round wet patches on their b—s. I thought to meself, Hmm!!! That’s strange!! Looked at my own. No, no damp patches. Not surprised mind you, they would be hard for the rain to find them.!Then I twigged! Dope that I am! Rain, beach, swimming, grab clothes and run!! The girls had been swimming!Hence, the damp bits! I am thick sometimes, you know! Well, O. K, most of the time!!! Saw a lovely dress in window of shop on the strip(Hark at me!! Strip!!) Well, whatever you call that path with shops on one side and cafes on the other. Headed to dressing room to try it on when shop assistant ran after me and gave me a bigger size! B–ch!!! Well joke is on her, It was like a tent on me and I don’t want her smaller size now!!! Cow!!! I needed to get some money from bank machine but all I could find was an exchange place. I felt like a pervert with this young fella, miming how you slide the card in and out because he didn’t speak English!! Jesus, lucky I wasn’t arrested!! Anyway it is still true about restaurants and single people!! They don’t like us!! My waiter just looked at me and said “One??”