I was heading to the dentist last night feeling like a native Romanian! No problem! I know this place!! 5.40 bus and I am there!! Yip!! Bus took a different way!! S–t!! Where’s he going?? He’s not allowed to do that without telling me!! Heart racing, pulse through the roof!! I’m a stranger here! He can’t just take off willy nilly like that!! People depend on him!! Me!!! What happened to the smug native?? She’s stressed!! Hey, wait a minute, I recognize that!! “Calm your horses” as my granddaughter once said. I know where I am! Back to native mode! Bus back and we’re there! Tch!! Have faith, Phyllis! Just took a photo of an inflatable Sponge Bob for Molly. Did you realise he lives in the water, never puts on weight!! Doesn’t soak up any excess fluid!New diet??? Got onto my cruise boat and the Captain started laughing at me! Actually my Dracula hat!! Here, I have to tell you this! Went into lovely linen shop, all handmade clothes, beautiful linen!! Gorgeous!! That’s not the point! I lifted a size to try on and the shop assistant laughed!! Why am I funny to everyone today?? Too big!! Too big!! She said. Well, was I ever chuffed!! Got two other sizes and the smallest one fit!!! How good am I?? Going to try the casino!! Hmmm!! Well, maybe not!! Doors are locked and a lot of bank card icons stuck on it!!! Also a push button coded door opener. Hmm!! But it does say Budget Rooms!! Probably for people who’ve lost all their money and have nowhere to stay! Room in the basement for 5 lei!! Arms and legs broken for free!!
