When the moon is full and you’re feeling down

Think of that poor Scary Clown

Remember the Zombie and Vampire too

Wicked Witch of the North  and the white ghost that says Boo!

Mummy is sad ’cause she’s bound up so tight

Just to give folks a terrible fright

Graves will open, white bones will appear

All on this scary night of the year

Dracula would rather be snug in his coffin

He’s glad he doesn’t have to get out too often

Frankie is pissed ’cause he can’t find his parts

Its midnight now. Soon Halloween starts.

Somebody waken the dozy Grim Reaper

For a Gather of Souls he’s a really deep sleeper

These poor maligned creatures will be happy to see

!st November and they don’t have to be

Horrible and scary and screaming again

The aspirin is ready to beat the day’s pain

They’ll all get together when this day is over

Recite all their stories and have a sleepover

Rest my poor creatures, only twenty four hours

Then hot water bottle, bed and turn off your powers

Sink into oblivion until this time next year

Dream up more horrors for the humans to fear.