I had a lovely meal in La Scena restaurant. The only eaterie, apart from Madisons which doesn’t treat me like a one woman oddity!! Then went to beach, lasted ten minutes then started to twitch like a spider on a griddle! On the deckchair!! What is wrong with me? Chillax!! Relax!! No!! Not working!! Sit up!! Lie down!! Sit up!! F–K it!!! I’ll write! Romanian people are the most friendly, lovely people, and kindest people you would ever hope to meet!! They go out of their way to help. But Jesus there really are some posers here and I don’t mean the men! I was waiting for the lift last night (O. K, O. K!! I was tired!! No seven flights of stairs that time!!) A female poser was waiting, checking herself out in the lift doors before they opened!! Then proceeded to do the same inside the lift after a family had left! I was squashed behind her with a large, chocolate, a mint ice cream which was intent on melting and dribbling down my chin!!! She must have been traumatised! Terrified even! Of this uncouth stranger’s ice cream touching her, and shattering her perfection!! She swiftly moved away from me when the lift was cleared a bit! The make up must be tattooed on, too perfect! Hair like Scully in the X Files! Never out of place no matter how many alien creatures they grapple with and so skinny if they swallowed a grape you’d swear they were pregnant!! And do you know something? I don’t envy them in the least. I look at my kids and grandkids (better grandmother than I was a mother) and I know it was all worth it!! My wee(Hmm!!) pot belly, my legs like the map of Ireland and my droopy top half!! I pity them(not my top half, but the girls) actually! I They’re young and will soon learn that happiness is not in how you look or how your hair cascades down your back like gleaming gold or a silver river or how small a dress size you can get into. It’s in the goodness of your children and the smiles of your grandchildren as they run into your arms. Right! No more beer for me!! But, yeah I mean it!!

 

                            

 

 

 

 

I bought a beautiful Amber bracelet from a lovely lady in the square. She was trying to explain to me about its qualities and how it is good for the body!! She spoke about my body! I think she said it was floppy and full of pictures!!! Wee tummy and map of Ireland on my legs!!! Came back to my room and it was all tidied! So much so I couldn’t find the remote control for the T. V! And cleaned again this morning! I had expected powdered glass in my cornflakes if they had been reading my posts! One glass of wine in La Scena last night and I tripped on way back!! Great comeback though!! I was like Michael Jackson doing the Moon Walk!!! Didn’t fall right down, just sort of did this crazy dance thing, like Billy Connolly on the airport escalator!!! A man passed me and looked, I waved in mid dance saying “I’m Okay!!! I’m Okay!!” I have just this morning seen a girl in a plastic bikini! Whats that all about??? It’s fri–ING over 30 degrees out there! It’ll melt, like a certain Memphian woman I know!! Climbed the seven flights to my room, walked down the corridor to Room 719,turned the key, it wouldn’t work!! Sh-t!! They’ve locked me out!! All those posts on Facebook!! Turned out I was trying to get into Room 619!!! A burglar now!!! And not a very quiet one!!! I quickly shuffled down the corridor before somebody opened the door and called the cops!!! Away for my lunch now in La Scena!! Dentist at three!!!

 

      

 

 

 
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My dentist told me that City Park Mall had glass floors and she couldn’t go because she was claustrophobic – no that’s not right! Anyway she doesn’t like heights. I toddled along to see. Went right up to car parking floors. No!! Until I realised she was telling me Glass Partitions round each level, like Castle Court!! I am thick!! No more Aperol Spritz!! I mean, think about it! Every pervert in Romania would be on the bottom floor looking up!! I am blaming tooth pain!! So many people on shopping floors On GLASS!! What was I thinking! Look down, wave to your friend below, feel queasy! Smash!! Land in Starbucks on top of an iced mocha or worse a large cup of hot java!!