LETTERS

Joe McGreevy was a familiar sight, cycling around the neighbouring areas of Ramoe in Northern Ireland. With a cheery wave and a jaunty air he was the people’s favourite person first thing in the morning. Being the village postman, Joe took his position as Communication Officer very seriously indeed, and in forty years service, rain, hail or snow he had been missing only once. That was when he lost his beloved wife Edith to cancer some years past. The light had gone out of his life and he didn’t believe he could function anymore. But the good people of Ramoe requested his return and Edith would not have wanted him to disappoint them. So Joe donned his well worn uniform once more.

That was why, on this particular Tuesday morning, the residents of Crombie Avenue were puzzled. Joe was late. He was never late. Was he sick? Did he have an accident? Should they call the hospitals? He wasn’t just their postman, he was their friend and they worried about him. But there was no need as around the corner came Joe on his trusty steed, just fifteen minutes late.. His customers breathed a collective sigh of relief and returned to their morning rituals.

Joe swung his sack jauntily over his shoulder and whistled merrily. He was in a particularly happy mood this morning.

“This is my last delivery, only three letters and I hang up my mailbag forever. I’ll miss my good friends but there is a place waiting for me, has been for a while.”

Three letters but three very, very important ones. Letters to make or break a person’s life and Joe had to deliver them. He sighed, because he knew the contents, knew the news, bad or otherwise that he was bringing to lifelong friends. They lay at the bottom of his sack, two sparkling, bright, white envelopes sending out rays of love and hope. But the other writhed and hissed like a black serpent, coiling and uncoiling with no apparent shape, emitting noxious fumes from Joe’s bag.

The first delivery was to Old Mrs Carruthers in No. 36, it would lift her spirits no end. She had been so lonely since her husband died, a part of her gone with him.  Her only son, now married to a beautiful wife, emigrated to Australia and were now the proud parents of a bonny baby girl. She had seen photos and videos, had spoken to them on the phone, couldn’t be doing with those new fangled Internet thingies. Now they were coming home. Derek, her son having found a new home and a new job here. They would be with her again. Joe smiled as he sensed the joy that would flood the old lady’s heart. His thoughts drifted to young Mrs Hughes at No. 26, his next visit. Widowed at the early age of thirty, she was the Mother of two precious little girls. Harry, her husband suffered a fatal accident at work and Jane missed him so much every single day. A devoted couple, the loss was devastating to everyone in the village. The sparkling letter in Joe’s bag promised hope and a new life for Jane and the children. An invitation to a party, where Joe knew she would meet a nice man who would become her second husband, a man who would love and cherish the girls as if they were his own. Joe’s heart glowed with happiness. He was nearly home. Just one more letter. His spirits sank as he felt the evil thing writhing and squirming in his sack. He gazed heavenwards and sighed.

“Is this absolutely necessary?” he pleaded

But he knew it had to be done. With dragging steps he approached the gate of No. 54, the home of Mr. and Mrs. Roberts. Their son Thomas was serving in Iraq, had been for almost three years. He was due home soon, his tour completed. It was not going to happen. Tommy and two of his friends had been shot and killed two days before by insurgent rebels. The news had filtered through to his Mom and Dad about the tragedy but no names had been released until now. They had lived in limbo for forty eight hours. Now their unbearable grief would start.

Joe wept for them but he knew that  Tommy was happy and he swore that by some means, with a little help, he would deliver that message. His duty was done here now, his last post round completed. He deserved a rest and Edith had promised that he would have one.

“Joe, it’s time. Your place is ready. Your friends and family are waiting and a new friend, Tommy thanks you for your concern for his parents. You will meet him soon. Take my hand, Dear, we have to go.”

Joe turned towards the brightness, towards a shining light emitting rays of love, peace and contentment and gazed into his beloved wife’s eyes.

The news spread rapidly through the village that day. Joe Ramsey had been found  lying peacefully at home, having suffered a massive heart attack. The delivery of the three letters was never explained.

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DANCE MACABRE

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As the midnight hour approached

On the eve of Hallow’een

Gaze through any graveyard gate

And witness a hellish scene.

Halloween poems, Phyllis McKenna poetry

The graves they all lie open

Their occupants standing near

One holds gin, one has wine and one is gulping beer!

 

Jimmy Powell, a youthful ghoul, who crashed his car one night

With bulging eyes and green tinged skin, is not a pretty sight.

But he’s dancing cheek to jowl with a girlish ghoul he met

Her limbs are slightly slimy and her mouth is terribly wet.

 

Now, Grandpa Jones, with creaky bones, is doing a jig in the heather

He has no skin to keep the heat in but doesn’t mind the weather.

Amourous Annie, the heart attack Granny, is on the prowl for a beau

Not many men, alive or dead were willing to have a go.

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The twins, Dick and Joan, sadly gone, flitted from tree to tree

With their new angel wings, the pretty wee things, were as happy as happy can be.

Handsome Jack Moon who can carry a tune, is disintegrating fast

He will sing from his heart, then have to depart, this party will be his last.

 

The graveyard is lit like a carnival show

Graves lit from within with an eerie glow

Revellers writhe in a grotesque dance

And if someone should happen to see them by chance.

 

A wanderer who has lost his way

Too much booze on a holiday

They’ll stagger and stare and probably think

The blame lies with the demon drink.

 

But if they’re sober and ambling along

Death due to fright and they’ll join our wee throng

So beware and avoid on Hallow’een Eve

The Dead Zone of a graveyard, that’s if you believe.

In ghosts and goblins and bumps in the night

Witches and warlocks and vampires who bite!

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DARK DESIRE

He was just there. One minute he wasn’t, then he was. Through the tunnel, from deepest darkness to blackest night, the train rumbled like thunder, sped like a spirit and I had company. Tall, dark and handsome, all that and much, much more. He sat facing me, distinquished, delectable, desirable.

“Good evening, Madam. Excuse the intrusion. If my presence disturbs you I shall withdraw to an alternative carriage.”

Sexy, seductive speech softly spoken, mesmerised my senses and my body betrayed me. Through swollen, sensitive lips I managed to murmur: “No, please stay. I crave company on a long and boring journey. Please I entreat you to linger.”

What the Hell is wrong with me? Why am I talking like that? I sound like an eighteenth century, empty headed geisha.

“Have you far to travel?” My companion queried. “May I hope you will accompany me for some hours?” I melted, right there, in the crude carriage of an Antrim bound train, my transformation into a Rowntree’s jelly was amusing to behold.My face the colour of a ripe strawberry, I found myself wobbling over to the other side of the train to join my mysterious stranger.

A tunnel loomed ahead and a myriad of emotions flooded my brain. Fear, joy, ecstasy, curiosity. The tunnel clothed us in darkness and I sensed movement from my traveller. Suddenly my world exploded, A succulent sense of release flooded my being. I sighed. I moaned. I called his name. How did I know his name? The sweet, sweet feeling became too much and I fainted. Light poured into the carriage reviving me and I searched for my dark lover. He was gone. I grieved for someone I didn’t know. My body ached for him, my lips still felt the coldness of his touch. There was a deep pain in my heart and strangely enough another in my neck. I touched the wound and I knew. I knew.

 

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I will wait. Forever if I have to. He will return, after all he made me what I am now. In the meantime I have to live and as another stranger entered the carriage I was relieved to see my food had arrived. A little thin perhaps but I had time. My Master had taught me well.

 

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