DANCE MACABRE

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As the midnight hour approached

On the eve of Hallow’een

Gaze through any graveyard gate

And witness a hellish scene.

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The graves they all lie open

Their occupants standing near

One holds gin, one has wine and one is gulping beer!

 

Jimmy Powell, a youthful ghoul, who crashed his car one night

With bulging eyes and green tinged skin, is not a pretty sight.

But he’s dancing cheek to jowl with a girlish ghoul he met

Her limbs are slightly slimy and her mouth is terribly wet.

 

Now, Grandpa Jones, with creaky bones, is doing a jig in the heather

He has no skin to keep the heat in but doesn’t mind the weather.

Amourous Annie, the heart attack Granny, is on the prowl for a beau

Not many men, alive or dead were willing to have a go.

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The twins, Dick and Joan, sadly gone, flitted from tree to tree

With their new angel wings, the pretty wee things, were as happy as happy can be.

Handsome Jack Moon who can carry a tune, is disintegrating fast

He will sing from his heart, then have to depart, this party will be his last.

 

The graveyard is lit like a carnival show

Graves lit from within with an eerie glow

Revellers writhe in a grotesque dance

And if someone should happen to see them by chance.

 

A wanderer who has lost his way

Too much booze on a holiday

They’ll stagger and stare and probably think

The blame lies with the demon drink.

 

But if they’re sober and ambling along

Death due to fright and they’ll join our wee throng

So beware and avoid on Hallow’een Eve

The Dead Zone of a graveyard, that’s if you believe.

In ghosts and goblins and bumps in the night

Witches and warlocks and vampires who bite!

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DARK DESIRE

He was just there. One minute he wasn’t, then he was. Through the tunnel, from deepest darkness to blackest night, the train rumbled like thunder, sped like a spirit and I had company. Tall, dark and handsome, all that and much, much more. He sat facing me, distinquished, delectable, desirable.

“Good evening, Madam. Excuse the intrusion. If my presence disturbs you I shall withdraw to an alternative carriage.”

Sexy, seductive speech softly spoken, mesmerised my senses and my body betrayed me. Through swollen, sensitive lips I managed to murmur: “No, please stay. I crave company on a long and boring journey. Please I entreat you to linger.”

What the Hell is wrong with me? Why am I talking like that? I sound like an eighteenth century, empty headed geisha.

“Have you far to travel?” My companion queried. “May I hope you will accompany me for some hours?” I melted, right there, in the crude carriage of an Antrim bound train, my transformation into a Rowntree’s jelly was amusing to behold.My face the colour of a ripe strawberry, I found myself wobbling over to the other side of the train to join my mysterious stranger.

A tunnel loomed ahead and a myriad of emotions flooded my brain. Fear, joy, ecstasy, curiosity. The tunnel clothed us in darkness and I sensed movement from my traveller. Suddenly my world exploded, A succulent sense of release flooded my being. I sighed. I moaned. I called his name. How did I know his name? The sweet, sweet feeling became too much and I fainted. Light poured into the carriage reviving me and I searched for my dark lover. He was gone. I grieved for someone I didn’t know. My body ached for him, my lips still felt the coldness of his touch. There was a deep pain in my heart and strangely enough another in my neck. I touched the wound and I knew. I knew.

 

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I will wait. Forever if I have to. He will return, after all he made me what I am now. In the meantime I have to live and as another stranger entered the carriage I was relieved to see my food had arrived. A little thin perhaps but I had time. My Master had taught me well.

 

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PARTY TIME

Slowly he glided up the steps of the old church. He paused to savour those words. Church! How did this happen? Could he bear it? Oh, yes! He had waited too long to thwart him – too long for vengeance.                                                                     th

“Vengeance is Mine,” saith The Lord.

“Not this time Matey,” the stranger cried, ” now your home is mine!”

The ancient building beckoned, the oak door creaked open, scents of candle wax, incense and mustiness spewed forth. But it was not consecrated. They had forgotten to perform that little ceremony. He would be safe here. Safe in his box in front of the altar.

No one could touch him.

Dracul floated up the aisle in all his glory , snubbing his nose at the staring statues.

 

 

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