Took a flight to Marrakesh

To visit a famous souk

Snakes were slithering all around

I took to my heels. Oh fook!!!!

 

Back to Transylvania

My dentist’s there and Drac

Such a beautiful country

Fangs for the memory! I’ll be back!

 

I grabbed a flight to Tuscany

Not prepared for what I’d see

The sights and sounds, they filled my soul

I’m in love with Italy!

 

Next on my list – Lake Como

The Alps, St Moritz and Milan

I can’t get enough of this country

I’ll be back as soon as I can.

 

Hmm! I forgot to mention

Mr George Clooney lives there

I tried to get to see him

But really I hadn’t a prayer!!

 

My brother’s getting married soon

In a Transylvanian town

I will be back, with my Drac

Just as soon as the sun goes down.

 

I’m thinking now of Vegas

I want to be where he’s been

My Hero, My King, My Elvis

Want to see what he’s seen

 

So on my birthday next year

I hope that I will be

Standing on the very ground

That made musical history!